Day 1 (Health: Mr:sawyers class 8:15-9:10)

Hi there! I’m Markus Greenforce and what you are reading now is my own personal documentation of my everyday life and if you ever get this mixed up with some girly nerdy diary I will end you the same way every cliche 90’s villain is ended. Uh sorry about that anyway I’m in school right now and learning how reproduction works (not like half of the class knew that because they DEFINITELY don’t jack off to 12 hours of porn or anything) but yeah it's pretty boring and the more boring it is the more I drift off looking at him. If you can only see it now it's just me being a total peeve staring at this guy. OK just to make this clear I DO NOT like guys, their more like buddies I can hang with. Anyways I just staring at him at him because he seems new, I heard from some of his “lady-friends” that he came from the “big apple” all the way to Vermont I mean who would do that?! It's great here but it's better over there! If I had the chance to escape this place I would run straight for New York and become an actor ! (or is that Hollywood?)

Well it doesn’t matter anyways. What matter is the task at hand (to listen to 45 more minutes of Mr. Sawyer talk about how reproduction work to teens) but anyways he doesn’t really pay attention or look if the class is listening anyways so we can just dick around in his class and that is what I am doing right now anyways. Have you noticed that books have this thing they do where they are so formal on introducing the characters like “This is Jane a 24 year old women with brunette hair, living in Seattle who is also very strong and independent.” why can’t be like, “This is Jane and...you know what screw this lets just say she's old and has not a lot of friends.” I know that is very different from the more formal one but think of it they introduce them like their flawless as shit but then in the middle of the book they finally show that their flawed and need the people they met in the book to fight and beat the antagonist that's a bunch of bs. Wouldn’t it just be easier to just say the flaw in the beginning so that they can just beat the antagonist faster? But as Tommee (a good friend of mine) once said they do that so that they can have an issue to deal with during the book so the authors can get more pages in and possibly more money. Really? I think that’s pretty stupid...Do they enjoy writing the books like J.K Rowling and the tree house series authors?

Hm...I’ll keep that in mind if I ever talk to them. Maybe I should talk to them...maybe I can write a bocwqdwrafegsr7hdtf8gjipk.,/. Shit my bad Tommee being a big asshole he shoved me (what an ass). “Hey man how ya been?” he whispers so that Mr.Sawyer doesn’t kick our asses into the principal office. “Eh pretty shitty.” “Still in therapy?” “Yea, sucks a lot…” I say quietly without being heard. Tommee decides to just leave me alone after a few minutes of talking and goes back to another friend of mine, Clark. We’ve been close since I think we were four or five? Sorry I don't really remember much from my childhood. I mean I don’t have bad memory I just don’t remember much of it. My childhood was empty, no wait that a wrong way to describe it, it was….boring? Nothing really eventful happened so I guess that's that. Class is over and I’m going to be signing out. And p.s DON'T YOU DARE LOOK THROUGH HERE!!!

-Markus Artemis Greenforce