"Listen to me you jack ass!I've got no time to be dealing with you and your bullshit!", I yell at Jesse as he has,yet again, gone and got arrested calling me to come bail him out. Again.
"Calm down beautiful, we're prepared for this", Jesse laughs after referencing to the free Jesse fund joke we had started when we started saving money so I could bail him out when he got arrested. Or when he occasionally got me arrested. The bastard.
Believe it or not he has gotten me arrested quiet a few times.
Living life on the edge is a risky investment with Jesse considering he adds an exponent of infinity to extreme risk.
He worries me to the extreme.And as I'm sure he does it on purpose, it sometimes really pisses me off with his attitude towards it and of course his indifference to he fact that I could get in trouble to.
Or I guess maybe he just doesn't notice it? Or he does and he tries to test my limits by biting the gracious hand that feeds him. The nerve of that loser.
But the fact of the matter is that tonight I have to be civil towards him because we have to eat dinner with both of our parents present and that is super sucky because we suck at being decent human beings to each other.
My main concern is for the way he has been acting recently... it's super weird and strange for me... seeing as he has been super nice and all gentleman like and i don't know how to handle this kind of Jesse its too much.
This has been getting increasingly more difficult for me considering how much I already like this loser. And yes before any dumbnutt gets the smart idea to ask I just so happen to love him with every fiber of my being... and yes that is completely natural and healthy.
I am a growing girl with strange bodily urges so screw you if you think you suddenly have the right to judge me.And what I mean by this is:
No Judging. Whatsoever.
Because I catch even a whiff I'm done with this stupid documenting my life crap.
Now listen closely this is going to exceed my awkward level for the rest of my life what is soon to happen.
But for now lets focus on the jackass who is Jesse who got himself arrested right before a dinner with both of our families. Only him,only him.
"Oh shut up!!I mean with as much as we spend getting out of jail... I bet we've already paid for three yeas of college for both of us by now?!?!", I yell at the inconsiderate ass that is Jesse."oh come on you know you love me",Jesse says as he laughs at my expression.
He honestly doesn't get it at all and yes I did panic for a second thinking that after all these years he finally noticed.And yes that panic was so real tho.
The parentals have raised one hell of an eccentric child.And here I am bailing him out of jail."Hey...Nurae?You still love meh?",He asks me."What?oh geez are you drunk?!",I ask him incredulous."Yes?",he responds timidly sounding like his ready to cry,and that honestly breaks my heart.
"Yes I still love you... always will...happy?",I ask.He just smiles and nodes his head.
"Alright then lets get you somewhere other than a cell to sober up before the dinner with our parents",I tell him as we leave the station."That was quick,you're so good to me,I love you so much,nunu",He says to me while also calling me that sickeningly cute pet name.
Well this could get better...but it won't.
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