(The camera slowly zooms in towards the island to see Chris standing on the dock of a new island, This island looks a little like Wawanakwa. It has forest, two cliffs with one significantly larger than the other and the two cabins for the teams by the beach)

Chris: Welcome audience to the eighth season of total drama! The next cast of unsuspecting teens will be arriving on their boats any second now to battle it out for the next million dollars.

(A boat zooms into vision as if on cue and comes to a stop by the dock. A boy get's off holding a suitcase and a stuffed wolf wearing pink pantaloons two sizes too big)

Chris: Here's Bren a dragon obsessed writer with a love for his stuffed animals and someone with a couple more odd quirks than most would assume.

Bren: Oh man, I've always dreamed of being here! This is soo exciting!

(A girl get's off behind him glaring maliciously at Chris. He flinches back)

Chris: And here's his sister Kaitlyn, the youngest ever competitor at fourteen years old... and why is she staring at me like that?

Bren: She absolutely hates you

Kaitlyn: Indeed I do, but i would LOVE a million dollars

Chris: Alright then, head off to the campground

(He points in the general direction)

Chris: over there... away from me

(Bren follows his sister to where Chris pointed)

(Chris looks at the boat and sees the next people waiting. He motions them over. A tall handsome and athletic boy climbs down)

Chris: Here we have Brett the rich cool kid with extreme gambling issues! 

Brett: We agreed you wouldn't talk about that!

Chris: *Sarcastically* Oops! Slip of the tongue. NEXT!

(A red haired and fit looking girl comes off and smiles at Chris, following her comes a greasy chunky looking boy with wild hair, and then coming in last is a small boy with a dumb expression on his face)

Chris: Also here we have Halley a competitive and athletically able girl, Dune a brilliant hobbyist inventor, and Lukas the... well kind of a nobody that got on more so for laughs than for ability)

Lukas: Hey!

Chris: What can i say it's true!

(Lukas hangs his head and begins walking towards camp. Halley runs up behind him and puts a hand on his shoulder)

Dune: Do you have any kind of junk around here that would be good for my inventions?

Chris: Plenty! Not that your allowed to use it!

Dune: *Sarcastic* Thanks

(He follows the others. Another boat arrives with the next contestants and the first boat drives off. The first person walks down. It's a pretty Spanish girl with long brown hair)

Chris: Ah, now we have Sarah! A popular girl who has had more than one guy try for her

Sarah: Hey Chris. Where can i drop my stuff?

(Chris points and she walks a couple steps before watching the next people come off)

Chris: Next up are Dillon and Marcus!

(Marcus walks off the boat and makes goo-goo eyes at Sarah. He is a slightly short boy with a freckly face. Nobody follows)

Chris: I said AND DILLON!

(Still nothing happens so Chris puts a hand out and an intern places a megaphone in his hand. He yells into it)

Chris: DILLON COME DOWN HERE ALREADY!

(Dillon walks down yawning and rubbing his eyes)

Chris: Jeez man! I thought that by the time you came out my clothes would be out of style!

Dillon: Aren't they?

(Chris glares at him and points)

Chris: Campground. That way. Go

(While he's waiting for the next boat he calls wardrobe to inquire about his clothes. They assure him he looks stylish and he closes the phone at the same time the next boat arrives. It pulls up to show five people sitting on the deck)

Chris: The next five contestants are Jane the elegant dancer, Julia the classy girl, Michelle the creator of "Diet Food Still Tastes Great", Declan the trick loving daredevil, and Susy the book nerd!

(Jane and Julia walk down the plank. Jane brushes her short brown hair behind her ear and gives a shark-ish grin, Julia carefully walks down the plank in her high heels with her beautiful red dress pulled up like a lady and once she reaches the bottom she looks up and her face turns to disgust)

Julia: There's a resort around the corner right?

Chris: Haven't you watched the show?

Julia: Until I saw the chance for a million dollars I wouldn't have been caught dead being anywhere near a place like this!

Jane: There's no resort we will be staying in crummy cabins and sharing washrooms and-

Julia: *Gasps* SHARED WASHROOMS!?

(She trembles and Jane makes a noise of disgust. She shoves Julia aside and walks towards the camp)
Jane: You better get used to it pretty quick

Chris: Yeah, get moving I've got a show to host!

(The next person, Michelle, walks down carrying a tray of muffins. Her long blonde hair is blowing slightly in the wind. She is smiling with a friendly face)

Michelle: Good to meet you Chris! Would you like to try one of the muffins I made for you? My secret recipe!

(Chris greedily nabs one)

Chris: Don't mind if i do!

(He takes a big bite and groans in appreciation)

Chris: Man! That is what I call a good cookie! Michelle beams gladly.

Michelle: They're gluten and sugar free!

Chris: I didn't even think it was possible. Mind if I have another?

Michelle: Of course you can! I made them all for you!

(He snatches the tray and shoves another one in his mouth. Michelle grabs her bag and waves to Chris before heading off to the campground)

Chris: *With his mouth full* Come on guys I don't have all day!

(Susy begins walking down the onto the dock. She is short and chunky with a turtleneck on and short blonde-brown hair. As she's walking she has her nose buried in her book with her massive suitcase rolling behind her. It catches a hole in the plank and she is jerked back hard enough that she falls over backwards and drops her book in the water. Declan a fit and tall boy almost trips as he runs down after her, but at last second he leaps in the air does a flip over her)

Chris: Nice save bro!

Declan: I know!

Susy: MY BOOK! oh well. I Guess I'll have to read the soft cover version

(She fishes around in her bag and pulls it out then finds her page and continues reading as she walks past Chris. Declan follows)

Chris: and on it's way is the last boat with the last six campers!

(The boat pulls up and they out the dock down)

Chris: First up we have Lilly the lovable skier

(Lilly walks down. She is average height with blonde hair and a pleasant expression) 

Lilly: Hi Chris! So nice to see you for real. I mean T.V isn't anywhere near the real thing. 

(She looks around at the sun basked cliffs) 

Lilly: I was hoping to have some powder though

Chris: Unless you want to ski on mud you better lose the skis

(She sadly walks off)

( The next three arrive on the dock)

Chris: Here we have Gabby the ruthless bully who has put three kids in the hospital this year, Allen the dare taking freak who won't refuse any dare, and Grayson the shortest ever contestant in total drama history

(They walk off. Grayson first, then Allen next brushing his orange hair off of his freckly face, and lastly Gabby a monster of a girl with a hard masculine face and massive muscles)

Grayson: Hey only by half an inch!

Chris: Still counts bro

Gabby: So Allen if I dare you to jump off this dock you would?

(Allen leaps in without a word and begins swimming to shore. Gabby bursts out laughing and pulls Grayson into a headlock as she heads to camp)

Gabby: Come on shorty, let's go check out my other victims

Chris: Next is Nicole! 

(A small Asian girl walks out with a blank expression. She looks at Chris and then waves before heading to camp)

Chris: Okaaay. Moving on to our last contestant Smith! Who to be honest we found hiding in the dumpster on the island

(He walks slowly out covered in filth with flies swarming around his head and carrying a grimy duffel bag)

Smith: Where's the can?

Chris: *gags* Over by the cabins. Make sure to take a shower first because seriously... ew

Smith: Whatever

(Smith heads to camp and Chris takes a deep breath of relief as he turns to the camera) 

Chris: Now that we have everyone here we can start these teens on their first small challenge and elimination to wrap up today!

(Later)

(Chris is standing in front of the small cliff with ropes dangling down to the bottom. Everyone else is gathered before him. Gabby still has a struggling Grayson in a headlock, Susy is still wrapped up in her book, Marcus is drooling while he looks at Sarah, and Smith is still wet from being in the showers) 

Chris: Okay campers Normally this is the part where I choose your teams, but this time I think that I'll be letting you decide by competing in the challenge. It's pretty simple the first ten people to complete the challenge will be team one and the rest are team two

Brett: But one team will be way better than the other!

Chris: Precisely! 

Kaitlyn: That's not fair

Bren: I suck at rope climbing *Sighs* Guess I'm on the loser team. 

Chris: Oh I almost forgot. Some ropes are freebies which'll pull you up and some may breaks while you climb it

Gabby: Can I push other people off?

Chris: Of course this is total drama! Now GO!

(Bren, Susy, Nicole and Smith walk over while everyone else eagerly runs. Gabby releases Grayson and he falls to the ground gasping)

Grayson: Finally!

(Susy puts down her book and does a double take when she sees Bren)

Susy: Your not the Bren that wrote "Dragons", "Dragons 2", "Dragons Return", "Dragons Rule", and "Leprechauns Stink" are you?

Bren: Oh! Yes I am, I didn't think anyone really read them. 

Susy: Of course I do! Your like my favorite writer of all time! 

Jane (To Bren and Susy): If you end up on my team you better try harder than that!

(Most people are already making their way up a rope. Declan speeds up to where Gabby is. When she sees him passing her she punches him in the face. he falls down and hits Allen and Sarah off on the way. They all fall on Susy)

Bren: Woah! Umm bye I guess. hope your on my team

(He grabs a hold of a rope It starts flying upwards on winch. Bren grips on tight and screams as it pulls him up. Once he reaches the top he flies into the air and crashes down on the top of the cliff)

Bren: Ow

Chris: And Bren is the first person to make it! Go stand over by the team one spot!

Bren: Okay... ow

(He hobbles over to it)

Chris: Looks like Brett, Gabby, and Smith have almost made it

(They all reach the top in the order Chris said. Brett and Smith head over to join Bren, but Gabby hovers by the edge. She sees a heavy boulder and rolls it to the edge to peer down at Grayson)

Gabby: Hey Shorty! 

(She gives it a hard shove as Grayson looks up. It nails him in the face and he falls to the ground. The boulder lands on his legs and he cries out)

Gabby: Score!

Grayson: I don't think they're broken

(Kaitlyn and Jane get close to the top)

Kaitlyn: I think pretty soon I'll be leading the team

Jane: Oh no you don't. It'll be me!

(She kicks Kaitlyn and Kaitlyn kicks her back. They immediately start throwing themselves at each other until Kaitlyn's rope snaps and grabs Jane's wrist as she falls, taking Jane with her)

Marcus: Made it!

(He throws himself over the top then seeing Gabby is the only girl he blows her a kiss and Gabby knocks him out with a punch. Bren walks to the edge and peers down. Susy looks up at him from about a foot off the ground. Her rope snaps and she falls)

Bren: Hey Susy! The one to your right is connected to a winch

(Susy grabs it and it begins hoisting her up at super speed. Sarah sees and leaps from hers onto Susy's and they are both brought up)

Susy: Thanks! *Hugs Bren*

Bren: Glady

(He doesn't hug her back, but smiles. Declan nears the top, but his rope snaps. He quickly grabs the rope that Dune and Dillon are on, but with his weight added it also snaps and they all fall. When Dillon hits the ground he hits his head and falls asleep)

Chris: Looks like Nicole is here

(She climbs up and goes to the team without a word. Kaitlyn is quick to follow, but just before she reaches the top her rope breaks. Bren sees and breaks away from Susy's hug to grab her wrist)

Bren: Got you!

(He gets Sarah's help and lifts her up)

Bren: Looks Like we're teamates Sis! 

Bren in confessional: I'm glad my sister made it on my team despite the fact she can be a bit annoying and... intense

Kaitlyn in confessional: Yes! Now we can have an alliance... but I'll probably betray him if he gets too picky about life again

Bren in confessional: But oh mam! I can't stand her whistling... or when people chew with their mouth open... or smack, or make things out of order, or... I think you get the point

(Michelle climbs over the edge followed closely by Halley)

Chris: Michelle head over to team one. Halley sorry but you are the first member of team two

Michelle: YES! Hey team! I'll make you all some cookies to celebrate our new friendship!

Gabby in confessional: "Celebrate our new friendship"? Bleh! I'm so not going to like this girl

Michelle: What better way to butter people up than with fresh goodies!

Chris: Team one head over to your cabins and settle in, the rest of you losers follow me to elimination!

Team Two: Awww

(Declan, and Jane finish the last little bit up the ropes. The rest of the people on the ropes begin climbing down and the people on the ground including Julia, Lucas, and Grayson who was still stuck under the rock waited for the rest of their team)

Grayson: Can somebody please take this rock off me?

(Later)

(Elimination)

(Everyone is sitting around the fire looking around at their new teammates. Chris is standing at the front holding the plate full of marshmallows)

Chris: I have now reviewed the results of your vote

(He flips through them)

Chris: Interesting. Now you know the drill. Whoever doesn't receive one of these marshmallows gets eliminated. Except this time I've decide to include the elimination method into a major chunk of the budget. You will now be forced to run... The Sprint Of Shame!

Jane: That doesn't sound horrible

Chris: Really? Is it not horrible to be forced to run across a bridge all the way to the continent with a bear chasing you and being shot at by pistons that I've filled with live piranhas?

(Everyone gasps)

Chris: Yeah, I know. Anyway the first Marshmallows with zero votes go to Jane, Lilly, Allen, and shockingly Dillon!

(Chris tosses them each their marshmallows. Dillon's hits his sleeping head and causes him to fall over)

Chris: Then with one vote we have Halley, Dune, Grayson, and Declan!

Declan in confessional: Who would vote me? I'm the best player they have

Dune in confessional: Who would even THINK of voting me!

Chris: Now only one remains... will it go to Lucas or Julia?

(They both look terrified)

Chris: The last Marshmallow goes to... Lucas!

Lucas: Yes! 

(He starts dancing in joy)

Julia: NOOOO

Julia in confessional: I admit I voted myself, but that was BEFORE I knew I had to run the sprint of shame! *Begins crying*

(Chef comes on stage and and catches her. He then drags her to the sprint of shame)

Chef: You better run girl

(He presses the button and she starts screaming as she runs; still holding her dress up like a lady should. A piranha bites her arm and she screams as her team watches in horror)

Chris: Well that was fun! See you all next time on Total Drama Bartoa Island!