Ian looked down at the M.E report paper he was working on. It was a silly idea, he just wanted to ask officer Andrew Tricks out to see a movie but didn’t want to do it like a normal person. No he wanted to be cryptic and morbid, write out an M.E report on himself, add in on notes where they would go out for dinner and what movie they would see.

“Stupid but I need to move on. I’m ready to move on.” Ian said as he wrote down the report. “Now just slip this into Officer Trick’s desk so he can see it in the morning.” He tucked the paper in his bag before leaving for the night.

Unknown to him, Andrew was still at work, pretending to be busy with work as he watched Ian walk out and head home. He quickly went to his father’s office and got the things he needed.

“So, what are you trying to do?” Chief Tricks asked as they went down to Ian’s office.

“Well, confess that I have a crush on this guy, hope he likes me back because I don’t know if I can show my face again.” Andrew said as he put the vase of black roses on the table. “I know Ian hates valentines day, told me about his ex once.”

“You two talked about your ex’s?” Chief Tricks asked.

“Yeah, we had an ice breaker talk. We both bitched about them, I bitched about the three who cheated on me, he talked a bit about how shitty his ex was.” Andrew smiled as he pulled out the police report. “And now for the letter to ask him out.”

“You’re nuts.” Chief Tricks stated.

“Yeah well, call me a romantic!” Andrew walked out of the office and headed up to the elevator. “So, what are you and mom doing tomorrow?”

“Going out to her favorite restaurant.”

“Ooh fun!” Andrew and Chief Tricks walked out and headed to their cars, going to two separate places.

***

It was extremely early when Ian got to work, he wanted to beat Andrew and the rush of dumbasses at the store who forgot what February 14th was. He managed to find Andrew’s desk in the sea of empty desk, his was the one with a few anime character’s standing tall and proud, plus his name was on it. Ian placed a lone red rose and the fake M.E report before going to get breakfast. He didn’t go down into his office until around nine, when Andrew got there at the same time from an early call.

“Oh, good morning Officer Andrew.” Ian said, trying hard to not blab and ask Andrew right away.

“Morning Ian!” Andrew said, smiling big at him.

“You’re pretty late, what happen?”

“Oh, had to help out bring in some guy, I chose to keep the kids calm. Being the total nerd type cop pays off.” Andrew said. “Got to geek out over pokemon cards!”

Ian laughed and waved before heading down to his office. He saw the flowers and right away he believed it was Isaac.

IAN: I NEED YOU TO COME HERE AND SEARCH MY OFFICE!

ANDREW: Why? What happen?

IAN: Isaac, my ex, he found where I’m working at! He could be here! I’m hiding in the elevator!

ANDREW: Shit… maybe it was a bad idea after all…

IAN: What? What’s a bad idea?

ANDREW: I was the one who um left them there.

IAN: JUST COME DOWN HERE! SO I CAN THROW THIS AT YOUR FUCKING FACE!

ANDREW: Okay, calm down!

Ian got out of the elevator and went into his office, fishing for his baseball bat. Andrew walked in, the rose that Ian left for him and the note in hand.

“Why the fuck did you scare me like that? You doing this as come kind of joke?” Ian asked.

“No, since black roses are like expensive as fuck. I wouldn’t waste my money on a prank.” Andrew answered, a coy smile on his face.

“Okay, why did you leave these in here then?” Ian asked. “I don’t expect you to have a crush on a man who’s still in his goth phase.”

Andrew walked closer to Ian, smelling the sweet smell of coffee and a donut on his breath. “Why did you leave this on my desk then? Were you half expecting me to say no?”

Ian blushed as he backed up, being mindful of what was behind him. “Uh well, it doesn’t hurt to uh try.” He said.

Andrew smiled before planting a kiss on Ian’s lips, tasting the other man’s sweet breakfast on his lips. “You’re sweet, you know that.”

Ian felt like passing out like they do in the manga’s he read. Andrew, the man he had only known for a few weeks and man who he wish would just take him in many different ways, kissed him. He thought he was dreaming as he looked into those hazel eyes. He wanted to kiss him again, he wonder if Andrew wanted to kiss again.

“You can kiss me, if you want. I wouldn’t mind.” Andrew said.

Ian looked away, embarrassed by his own thoughts of having Andrew kissing him. Did he just read my mind? He thought.

“You okay? Earth to Ian.” Andrew said, he realized that Ian was having a hard time processing everything. “Shit, I didn’t mean to do that! Maybe another kiss wouldn’t hurt.”

Andrew kissed Ian once more, this time he got a response. Ian was kissing back, fighting to take over the kiss but happily lost to Andrew. The pulled back, looking up at one another.

“You okay now?” Andrew asked, breathless.

Ian nodded. “You like me?”

Andrew smiled, kissing him on the nose. “Yep!”

“Why? I’m not that good looking! I got tattoos, freckles, two different eye colors, my ears looks like elf ears.” Ian stated.

“Well, I wanna see these tattoos before I judge you for them, your freckles look so nice when covered in a red blush, your ears are adorable and…” Andrew lifted Ian’s head up so he could look into his eyes. “I love your eyes, one eye looks like the full moon while the other looks like a new moon.”

Ian blushed and looked away again. He didn’t really believe what Andrew was saying but it was nice to hope that he was telling the truth.

“Now, why do you like me so much?” Andrew asked.

“You’re nice, protective, you don’t think I’m a freak, you also didn’t stop talking to me when you found out I was an aditc for three years.” Ian said. You also have an extremely nice ass, I bet you have a six pack under that uniform or something.

Andrew smiled and hugged Ian but pulled away when he felt a bulge in Ian’s pants.

“S-sorry!” Ian blushed.

Andrew thought about locking the doors and closing the blinds but he knew Ian would have a massive panic attack if he tried anything other than kissing at the office.

“I have an idea, how about we, uh, leave the office for a little bit.” Andrew said.

“How about we wait to have sex after a date or two!” Ian suggested.

“That’s a much better idea.” Andrew laughed. “But I guess this means I’m either a really good kisser or you have an incredibly perverted mind.”

Ian blushed when Andrew suggested the latter.

***

“Ready for our date?” Andrew asked as he walked down to Ian’s office. He was shocked to find that Ian had cleaned up some, a nice button up shirt, a loose hanging vest, jeans and nicer looking chucks. “Wow, I feel kinda underdressed.” He pointed to the plaid button up shirt, jeans and shoes he was wearing.

“S-sorry, maybe I should change.” Ian went to grab the shirt he was wearing but was stopped by Andrew.

“Nah, you look nice.” He said, kissing Ian on the lips from behind. “So, dinner then movies?”

Ian nodded and the two headed out. They found that they enjoyed each other’s company more now that they could flirt with one another. They went to the movies then over to Andrew’s, where Ian found himself naked next to Andrew in the morning.

“I let him do that…” Ian mumbled before gushing a little too loud in Andrew’s bed.

Andrew woke up and smirk at Ian’s naked body. “Well, good morning there.” Andrew said, slightly tapping Ian’s ass.

Ian jumped and nearly fell out of bed, causing Andrew to laugh. “You are so cute.”